Who says sending roses to yourself doesn't count?

Well, the one from me's not wrapped, so it doesn't count

.我送的没有包装，所以不算是礼物。

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If they don't do it for this program, it really doesn't count against them.

如果他们不为程序撰写文档，确确实实对他们没有好处。

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The individual doesn't count much in the situation.

在这种情形下，个人没什么作用。

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These ugly power plays tell your partner that he or she doesn't count at all in your eyes.

这些丑陋的暴力行径会让你的另一半感到：他（她）在你眼里不重要。

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But that doesn't count as the first thing, okay?

这不算是第一件事吧？

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Predicting the rain doesn't count;

预测下雨无济于事；

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I mean, it doesn't count.

我的意思是这又不算数。

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The voting doesn't count for a goddamn thing.

投票根本没有任何的作用

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Halfway doesn't count, nor do good intentions or high hopes.

半途而废、好意、或高期望都不算。

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I was making a joke, and being stalked doesn't count as work.

我是在开玩笑，而且被跟踪也算不上是工作内容。

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And officials from Europe and the U.S. say, it doesn't count.

而来自欧洲和美国官员表示投票不能算数。

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Doesn't count the same as being arrested for murder.

和因谋杀罪被捕不可同日而语。

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I mean, it doesn't count. Yes, it does.

我的意思是这又不算数不确实算数

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You didn't shut your eyes before you made the wish, so it doesn't count!

你祈求实现愿望时没闭上眼睛，所以不算数！

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Aw... You are aware that a double date doesn't count as two dates.

你知道四人约会不能算成两次约会的吧。

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In classical Darwinian evolution, individual learning doesn't count for much.

在经典的达尔文进化中，个体的学习并不重要。

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Note: "free coffee" doesn't count as a pro.

注：“免费咖啡”不能算做优点。

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You might think that turtle racing doesn't count as a forgotten sport because it is still practiced today, but there are few similarities between the old and current versions aside from the name.

也许有人认为乌龟赛跑不算被历史遗忘，因为现如今这项运动仍然存在，但除名字相似以外，古今两个版本的乌龟赛跑再无相像之处。

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My opinion doesn't count for anything around here.

我的看法在这儿毫不受重视。

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What happened in the past doesn't count, now is all that really counts.

过去发生过什么并不重要，现在才是需要把握的。

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